Who are you?
My real name is Kathleen. I'm a graphic designer with a hearty fine arts background, married to Rob of Slashdot.org.
We live in Michigan with 3 fat boy cats (Pixel, Dante, Matrix) and 1 skinny girl cat (Sushi).

Sarcasta with Pixel the cat.
Where does the name Sarcasta come from?
It's from the Drew Carey episode where Kate asks him "Is Patheti-sad a word?" and he replies "I dunno... is Sarcasta-bitch a word?" It's naughty without being offensive, and everything else cool was already registered.
Why does Fent.net lead to this site?
Fent is my maiden name, and Rob won't let me drop the domain name because according to him, relavant 4-letter domain names are impossible to find anymore.
What are haybles?
They are magical creatures that can be found living peacefully in their native habitat of farmer's fields.
Did you really draw all those milk cows by hand?
Yes. And I colored them with Prismacolor pencils. Haven't you people heard of scanners?
Have the Kittenz learned webdesign skills yet?
Well, they don't seem to listen to all the complaints. I've routed all your emails, and all they do is laugh and laugh, then scratch me.
Where is the cleavage picture I've heard so much about?
Sheesh. This'll never die, will it? It was even submitted to the "Hot or Not?" website at one point. I think it ended up with a 7.5 out of 10. Not bad.

Anything else?
Feedback is fun, even if I'm too lazy to make the changes you suggest. But I like getting non-spam. And compliments work, too.
Tell me how awesome I am
Lodge a complaint