Judge for yourself whether the image described by many as "strikingly obvious" and "unmistakable" resembles anything.

Holy Apparition Appears in Local's Pumpkin

 

Crowds of believers have been gathering outside a local's house in Ann Arbor, Michigan since reports began to spread of an apparition of a holy figure appearing in a vegetable purchased at a nearby grocer. Some say they can see an image of the holy figure looking at gathered believers with outstretched hands, reported the Associated Press.

"He has come," said one visitor to the impromptu shrine. "This is just wonderful!" Anna, who teaches dance at a nearby school, said: "Open your heart and you will see it."

Rob M., a cohabitant in the house where the holy apparition first appeared, said that he belived the image was of an internet phenomenon revered by many. Another report said that the image had appeared after the vegetable in question had been washed repeatedly and "altered" by a power tool known as a Dremel.

At night, the holy apparition appears to glow.

The vegetable's owner, identified only as "Sarcasta," commented: "I do not mind people believing it is an image of an important historical figure and crowding around the house, but I would prefer if they did not hold midnight prayer vigils." She then added, "StrongBad is teh roxxor!"

 

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